nurseblonda:

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

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lysnk2:

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(Quelle: theepi-tomeofhyper-bowl)




anus:

wat




cgvp:

trust:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

omf





silenceandshit:

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

TIS BUT A SCRATCH

versaceslut:

"nicki and gaga hate each other"

ummmm??? then explain this

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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage






emilyfrxnces:

cloudstreamer:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

goat: mwaahh

dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO!

goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

dude: yeaaah

this is so important



alectaylorr:

queenmileycyrus:

legendary

iconic

screamandshout:

when you’re already on your way and your plans get cancelled

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taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

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high-blogging:


bye guys this is my stop